Enslaved in the desert, a young boy with bowl cut must race a car with no wheels to win his freedom but when a priest forces him to join a cult, he must learn to fly a chrome airplane to kill tin soldiers before they destroy a planet of Rastafarian toad men.

It’s funny some people were fooled by it. I posted it on Reddit and someone went on and on about what I terrible logline it was and that there’s already a movie of the same title. That said, I’d like to revise “boy with a bowl cut” to “expressionless moppet”. Thanks!