Wally’s mum’s decided he’s gay, so he needs a girlfriend, fast! His inept courting lobs him into the heart of a bizzare campaign against cafe society where he falls in love with the wrong girl.

Not sure I understand. It's just a contraction of "Wally's mother has decided"

Sorry for the appearance of no interest guys. After the first flurry, I was waiting for things to settle - and then I was out of action for a bit.

Jean-Marie is closest to the money in that the gay assumption by mum is nothing more that the prompt for him to get out courting.

Your comments show how easy it is for a logline I thought was clear to say different things to different people.

Here's my latest working version:
Forced by the need to show his mother he's not gay, an inept near-30's man needs to get a girlfriend. After a string of luckless encounters he falls for a shop-lifting girl with a coffee fetish and a crazy boyfriend, and lands himself in the middle of an anarchic crusade against caf? society, moving straight to the top of the Terror Squad's suspect list.

Sorry trayman, I have kept the "cafe society" reference.

Lx

It seems like AHStitt is not very interested by all this nattering.