Tony Edward and dpg, you’re both AMAZING and thank you both for your fantastic advice, suggestions, and the time you take to write them 🙂

So, here’s what’s happening…

We’ve received a lot of press lately for our Sex Coaching services, including interviews by salon.com, Marie Claire, Maxim Magazine, a piece on FOX5, an article in the NYPost, and we were featured on Jenny McCarthy’s XM show, “Dirty, Sexy, Funny,” all of which has gotten the attention of several production companies hoping to secure the Life Rights to our story. Some have proposed docu-series, others a cable series, and yet others have proposed a feature film.

Most interestingly, it has been our FaceBook page which has garnered even MORE attention – you’d think that when certain folks see “TabooCouple” that they’d shy away from it, however… We basically have a “Who’s Who” list of “Friends” in the entertainment industry. We connected there with several award-winning producers, directors, etc., among them, Tony Award-winning producer, David Garfinkle (Spider Man: Turn Off The Dark, GHOST, A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder, and dozens of TV productions). David is now our manager and legal consultant (he started off by running his own entertainment law firm).

Anyway, the challenge for ME (Rob – my wife’s name is Bianca) arose when I was asked repeatedly for a “Treatment” – which I had NO IDEA what it even meant. I went online and researched, found a few examples, and put one together. I think I did pretty well in breaking the story down into a 3 Act structure; but, as you guys have pointed out, the freaking LOGLINE is what’s KILLING me!

Here’s the thing: I was assuming that Sex Coaching itself is pretty boring – there are TENS of THOUSANDS of people working in this capacity (thanks in part to Pornification); however, there are ZERO Sex Coaches or even PHd therapists with the PRACTICAL knowledge we gained through our unorthodox erotic journey – in a list of all the practices whereupon PRACTICE trumps reading books or attending seminars, SEX would be #1 (at least in our opinion). So, that’s why I figured the CORE of the story would be our JOURNEY to become what are perhaps the most knowledgable Sex Coaches in the world (pardon the hyperbole, but… even a few well known Sex Therapists with impressive resumes and schooling have admitted this to us).

And dpg, indeed our experiences have often been HILARIOUS. This was all due to the fact that English is my wife’s 4th language – think “Gloria” in Modern Family – so she often misinterpreted potential client’s desires. In one instance, she somehow interpreted a man’s desire “to have rough sex with a woman while another man watches” to mean that “I want to be tied up, beaten, and tortured by a demon-possessed dominatrix while her slave watches.? She ended up tying me up to a giant lamp in the corner of a hotel room after having gagged me and stripped me of my clothes. She then turned her “rage”/attention towards the confused man cowering in the other corner of the hotel room, gags HIM, strips him of his clothes, places a collar around his neck announcing him as a “SUB,” then walks him around the room on a leash like a dog, rides him like a pony, until finally strapping him spread-eagled to the hotel bed and beats him senselessly with a flogger. Mind you, at the time she was the one that monitored emails, etc., so when I saw her researching ways to be the PERFECT “Domme” and she explained that we were going to have our first BDSM session, I was a bit excited but also CLUELESS to what this man had actually requested. We didn’t discover the mistake until we read the review the man posted about his experience on the Yelp for this type of “thing.” He actually described it as the most erotic experience of his life despite never knowing he was ever into BDSM, but warned, “Be VERY careful of what you request of Bianca as she seems to misinterpret things, in this case in an EXTREME way.” This was her first such error, but not the last… I eventually HAD to take over email monitoring duties. Anyway, sorry for the long prose, but I enjoy writing about our adventures 🙂 So,…

Another thing now that you guys mentioned it: Is a Treatment for a feature film different for one for a cable series? Google SUCKS to find this out…

Humbly appreciative for your time and assistance, like, TRULY!

Rob (and Bianca)