When a lonely wind farm watchman falls in love with his only companion, a lobster, he must contend with the reality of their impossible romance.

Stranded on an island a lonely man falls in love with a lobster, but when he runs out of food he must seduce the lobster to eat him.

The problem is, 'Man falls in love with Lobster' isn't a story,
On the other hand, 'Man falls in love with Lobster; Lobster rejects?man' now we have a story.

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