Struggling to relate to others, a pet psychiatrist spins out of control thanks to his estranged wife, a high school crush, and an obsessed cat owner.

I've reserved a spot for this on my personal list of favorite films!

Thank you FilmStar and Anne for the feedback. The logline has been balled up and molded again like Play-Doh ... please let me know what you think of the following revision:

"When a dubious pet psychiatrist loses his wife to his richest client, his high school crush helps him decide: steal his wife back before the fast-tracked divorce or keep his client's bribe to save his floundering practice?"

Hi Jim, I really enjoyed your premise. I think this could be a quirky movie that I would enjoy.
However, it wasn't clear who is having the highschool crush - your protagonist? Or another pet owner, a young client?