How far would YOU go in pursuit of pirates and the perfect fish?

I think when you get to the point of capitalising words to make a sentence punchier you know you're in trouble.

Agree this is not a logline, more like a tagline for a poster.
How far would I go....? Doesn't really matter, I'm not in the story and I've no desire to seek out the perfect fish, although I'm partial to the odd cod and chips.
Whose story is it? What's there goal? Where do those damn fish come into it?

Despite this not being an actual logline, just asking the question does immediately make me interested in the story. How far CAN somebody go? We all crave adventure in our lives, and this sounds like escapism at its best.