When humanity decides to commit planetary suicide to escape the woes of post-apocalyptic life, a team is assembled to infiltrate and defeat the terrorist militia group standing in the way of nuclear self-annihilation.

A sci-fi comedy. After decades of increasing levels of doom and gloom (think every apocalyptic premise you can think of combined), the apathetic earth population decides to commit planetary suicide via nuclear self-annihilation. A “terrorist” group opposes the decision. The film follows an ex-zombie-hunter who is hired to take out the terrorist group to ensure humanity’s self-destruction and liberation from the unrelenting suffering of existence.

I’m struggling with the wording of this logline. The premise is strange enough that it may not be intuitively understood. I want it to be clearly ironic — the heroes are not the terrorists trying to “save the world.” The heroes are the ones working on behalf of the majority, the ones attempting to ensure a nuclear holocaust.